SNOWFALL TRAINING

I have quite a strict regiment of eating cheeseburgers and slamming mountain dews. I like to start the day off with waking up in the morning. I feel this is a essential step in becoming a Shaolin Monk. After this I like to walk to the kitchen in my underwear and have some leftover pizza for breakfast then 'slam a Dew'. After the successful 'dew slamming' I like to reward myself with slamming another Dew. After a complete breakfast of pizza and Dew I like to work on some stamina training. I find walking from the lazyboy to the fridge does the trick. Then of course, 'Slam a Dew'. Depending on your will to become a Shaolin master like me, you will all receive differnet results from your training. Me personally have developed a gut of pure muscle which allows me to consume more beers at a time and fend off enemies with it. Your probably wondering what kind of internel training I do, and my responds is NON! Internet training is gay and a waist of time if you ask me. And for my type of kung fu I've learnt, Kung Fu my ass! I do Karatay. The only real martial arts. Needless to say, I am not exactly a good role model for to adopt training tips from. This is because my body type is more equipped for amateur B-Ball with a side of chugging coors in front of an football game.