FAQ's
Q: Why was this site created?
A: We found that the internet doesn't have very many Kung Fu websities that offered in depth information on all the diverse styles of Kung Fu. Instead there's a crap load of American school sites that offer really weak information on there school style, and a load of other junk that no one could really use unless you where a student at there specific school. So we decided to build something that the other martial arts sites didn't have. A centralized archive of oriental martial arts information.
Q: What's the difference between Karate and Kung Fu?
A: They both have totally different theory and Karate is Japanese and Kung Fu is Chinese.
Q: What would be the best video/cd-rom to learn Kung Fu from?
A: Non. Learning from a video or cd-rom is as absurd as getting fighting tips from a Street Fighter game. You lose all the essential hands on instructional training that only a qualified instructor can offer. A cd-rom can't tell you "Hey fatty! Your suck, start kicking properly dumb dumb!"
Q: How do I contact you guys?
A: Go to Contact.
Q: How long will it take me to get a black belt in Kung Fu?
A: Kung Fu doesn't us belt they use sashes. Let me answer that question with an example. If you suck at Kung Fu, then you'll never get a black sash but if your good you might get a black sash in lets say...15 years. This is a very subjective question. It all depends on your teacher. But if you get a black sash in something like 3 years, you are either a super human, in excellent shape, with super strength and intellect from some sorta far away planet or your teachers a retard who doesn't care about your learning only your cash.
Q: What is Qi?
A: Qi (~ch-ee) is a soya based herbal drink that comes in 3 great flavours (Qi, Jing, Shen) made by Sobe. Or it's the internal energy that flows in and out of channels through out our body.
Q: Why can't I find my style of kung fu in the history section?
A: Either it's a new style and we are unfamiliar with it or it's not Kung Fu. We do have information on non-Kung Fu related styles but those aren't nearly updated or reseached as much as the main 5 shoalin styles.
Q: I have a blackbelt in Karate/Judo/Akido/etc. So if I decided to take classes in Shoalin Kung Fu, would I be able to start at black sash?
A: Oh lord no! But of course that all depends on how dumb of a teacher you have.
Q: Is Wushu and Kung Fu the same thing?
A: Nope. Modern Wushu could be compared to gymnastics with a touch of movie fighting. I admit, it does look pretty cool non the less. Shaolin Kung Fu is an actual self-defence where Wushu is display art.
Q: Can I train with the Shaolin Monks?
A: I doubt it. Your probably not good enough.
Q: Wear can I learn Kung Fu?
A: Check your local yellow pages or try our search engine.
Q: Is your information accurate?
A: We're pretty sure it's accurate but there's been scripture about Kung Fu older then the Bible. So there could been a load of mistakes though the years.
Q: My dick smells...What's up with that?
A: Clean it then.
Q: Who would win out of a fight between Tank Abbot and a 12th century shoalin monk?
A: This is just my opinion, but I think the shoalin monk would win.
Q: Is it just me, or is Steven Segal a wicked martial artist?
A: It's just you.
Q: What's the best martial art to learn?
A: That depends mostly on your physic, mental capasity and urge to learn.
