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Enter The Ninja
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Enter The Ninja: 20 out of 10 Starring: the encouragable Franco Nero This movie delightfully chronicles the life of a gifted martial artist from the west that hones his skills in the east. To the dismay of his fellow ninjas in his ryu, Franco excels so much in the mysterious art that they find themselves becoming jealous of the Coors-gutted phenomenon. After becoming an unparalleled master in the art of ninjitsu, he returns to the west where he left behind his life so long ago to become a master. He finds that there’s trouble wherever he turns as he is forced to use the delicate yet deadly art to skillfully disarm a shotgun toting hostile, fight a gang to thugs in a bar, and fight in a rodeo! I have to say that I have never seen such skills as this fighter that is surely unparalleled in the martial arts universe. Also, he has influenced many a martial artist to practice hard with their nunchucks, and enter pie-eating contests, and eat lots of ribs. Maximize the training space in you trailer around the beer cans! I SUGGEST YOU WATCH FOR: the groping technique, and the lightening fast nunchucks THE BEST FIGHT: The opening scene, watch for the jumpkick, kungfu my ass! |